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Artist Audit

£29
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A Bad Apple Artist Audit open on a phone, held against a black marbled background
  • A Bad Apple Artist Audit open on a phone, held against a black marbled background
  • A Bad Apple Artist Audit open on a phone, held against a black marbled background
Artist Audit

Artist Audit

£29
Your artist page, not a single track. In Spotify: the three dots, Share, Copy link to artist.

A proper written teardown of your Spotify profile, your socials and your latest release. One of us goes through everything properly, looks at each channel, and tells you what is working, what is not, and exactly what we would do about it.

What you get

  • Every channel scored separately, with what is working and what is costing you
  • Five specific fixes you can make this week, for free, without hiring anyone
  • A clear read on where your next release is heading and what would change it
  • One recommendation on what to do next, and the reasoning behind it

What we need from you

One short form, emailed the second you pay. Your Spotify artist link, your Instagram or TikTok, anything coming out in the next fortnight, and the track you most want working. Only the Spotify link is required. About a minute.

When you get it

A PDF in your inbox within three working days. If anything is unclear we email you inside one working day rather than guess.

Who this is not for

If you have not released anything yet, there is nothing for us to read. Put a track out and come back. We would rather say that now than take twenty nine pounds off you for a page of guesses.

And £50 back

Every audit comes with a single-use code for £50 off any campaign, good for 30 days. It works on Spotify Campaign, Spotify Monthly or Social Growth. It is worth more than the audit cost you, which is on purpose. This is meant to be the cheapest way to find out whether we are any good, not a product we make money on.

Plenty of people read the audit, do the five fixes themselves and never hire us. We would still call that £29 well spent.
A person reads itNot a generated report. One of us goes through your profile, your release history and your socials by hand, and signs the thing.
It costs less than it gives back£29, and it comes back with £50 off whatever you buy next. That gap is deliberate.
It can tell you to buy nothingIf the honest answer is that you should fix the release schedule before spending on promotion, that is what it says.
After you pay

One form, then we read the lot

No dashboard, no chasing, no Spotify login

1

One short form

Emailed the second you pay. Four questions, only one of them required, about a minute.

2

We read the lot

Your Spotify profile, your release history, your socials and your last release, scored channel by channel. A person does this, not a tool.

3

The audit lands

Within three working days, with five things you can fix yourself for nothing and £50 off whatever you buy next.

One payment, and that is the end of it. Nothing recurring, nothing to cancel, no card kept on file for later.

Still deciding? Email hello@badapple.digital and ask. If you already know which campaign you want, skip this and go straight to Spotify Campaign, Spotify Monthly or Social Growth. The full path is here, start to finish.

Other things we do

Where your £50 goes

Spotify Campaign
From £199one off

One track pitched hard to independent curators for four weeks, extended to six while it is still moving.

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Spotify Monthly
From £99a month

Every new release pitched from release day, and your back catalogue kept earning in between.

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Social Growth
From £99a month

Targeted daily engagement on Instagram and TikTok, underneath the content you already post.

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